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Showing posts with label 2015 at 09:02AM. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

but it’s waaaay more fun to complain and do nothing, right? #oops #notgonnamakeanyfriendswiththispost

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Sunday, April 26, 2015

A conversation between a reporter and a herder Reporter: You have a good breeding sheep uncle. May I ask you some questions? Herder: Go on. Reporter: How far these sheep walk each day? Herder: Which, white or black sheep? Reporter: The white one. Herder: If the white one they runs approximately six miles every day. Reporter: The black? Herder: So does the black. Reporter: How much amount of grass these sheep eat every day? Herder: Which, white or black sheep? Reporter: The white one. Herder: Oh, the white sheep eat about four pounds of grass every day. Reporter: The black? Herder: So does the black. Reporter: How much wool they produce each year? Herder: Which one, the white or black? Reporter: The white one. Herder: Aaa.. The white generate about six kilos of wool annually. Reporter: The black? Herder: So does the black. Reporter: Why do you distinguish your sheep between white and black and answer all of my questions separately even though in the end the answer will be just the same??!!! Herder: Aaaahhh.. That’s because all of the white sheep are mine. Reporter: Ahhh, now I see, and the black? Herder: So are the black.

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